| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 911 | ||
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| It’s A Conspiracy | ||
| Date Published | 10/25/08 | |
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Dragoon gives a lesson on the numerous parrot species.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Sky Castle
Script[]
| Thief | That wasn't a bird. |
| Dragoon | Of course she's a bird. She told me so. |
| Black Mage | Yeah, birds don't talk. |
| Dragoon | Right, I told you: parrot. |
| Black Mage | That doesn't… |
| Black Mage | Parrots aren't… |
| Thief | They don't actually talk. It's all mimicry, not real conversation. |
| Dragoon | Well, I can tell you that Muffin is conversant on a wide range of topics. |
| Black Mage | Because she's not a parrot! |
| Dragoon | She's a huge leathery eating machine with wings. What else would she be? |
| Black Mage | Okay, I'm guessing you have never seen any parrots either. |
| Dragoon | No, never. If you ignore the fire parrot, the ice parrot… |
| Dragoon | The acid parrot… The swamp parrot… |
| Black Mage | Thief, I can't take this. Kick someone for me. |
| Thief kicks Black Mage | |
| Black Mage | Y'know, I thought I'd be madder, but it's my own fault for not being specific enough. |
Trivia[]
The title references 9/11, and how some people believed it to be a conspiracy.