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8-Bit Theater
Episode 911
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It’s A Conspiracy
Date Published 10/25/08
Previous Comic Episode 910: The Animal Kingdom
Next Comic Episode 912: For Real Emergencies
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Dragoon gives a lesson on the numerous parrot species.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • Sky Castle

Script[]

Thief That wasn't a bird.
Dragoon Of course she's a bird. She told me so.
Black Mage Yeah, birds don't talk.
Dragoon Right, I told you: parrot.
Black Mage That doesn't…
Black Mage Parrots aren't…
Thief They don't actually talk. It's all mimicry, not real conversation.
Dragoon Well, I can tell you that Muffin is conversant on a wide range of topics.
Black Mage Because she's not a parrot!
Dragoon She's a huge leathery eating machine with wings. What else would she be?
Black Mage Okay, I'm guessing you have never seen any parrots either.
Dragoon No, never. If you ignore the fire parrot, the ice parrot…
Dragoon The acid parrot…
The swamp parrot…
Black Mage Thief, I can't take this. Kick someone for me.
Thief kicks Black Mage
Black Mage Y'know, I thought I'd be madder, but it's my own fault for not being specific enough.

Trivia[]

The title references 9/11, and how some people believed it to be a conspiracy.

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