|The Last Of The 9XX Jokes|
|Date Published||October 10th, 2007|
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Thief evil plan to destroy the world finally surfaces!
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|Thief||You bring up a good point, though. Where is Red Mage?|
|Thief||My guess? Our "gracious" host kidnapped him! Probably to feed him to the dragon.|
|Dragoon||I can hear you, y'know.|
|Thief||Dragoon will likely bargain for Red Mage's life. Then he will double-cross us and feed him to the dragon anyway.|
|Thief||Then, in a final double-cross, he will feed us to the dragon.|
|Black Mage||Why go through all that? He could just feed us to the dragon right now.|
|Thief||Poor, naive, stupid, plump Black Mage.|
|Black Mage||I can hear you too.|
|Thief||How else do you suggest he destroy the world's only hope for survival?|
|Thief||Identify the real heroes, delay them, then join a band of easily dupes rubes, become their leader, and trick them into questing across the world only to stab them all in the back at the last minute?|
|Thief||At least, that's what I would do.|
|Thief||I said "hypothetically" right?|
Somewhere in there?
|Black Mage and Fighter look down.|
|Thief||Where is that Red Mage?|
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