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8-Bit Theater
Episode 913
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The Last Of The 9XX Jokes
Date Published October 10th, 2007
Previous Comic Episode 912: For Real Emergencies
Next Comic Episode 914: The Truth As He Sees It
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Thief evil plan to destroy the world finally surfaces!

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • Sky Castle

Script[]

Thief You bring up a good point, though. Where is Red Mage?
Thief My guess? Our "gracious" host kidnapped him! Probably to feed him to the dragon.
Dragoon I can hear you, y'know.
Thief Dragoon will likely bargain for Red Mage's life. Then he will double-cross us and feed him to the dragon anyway.
Thief Then, in a final double-cross, he will feed us to the dragon.
Black Mage Why go through all that? He could just feed us to the dragon right now.
Thief Poor, naive, stupid, plump Black Mage.
Black Mage I can hear you too.
Thief How else do you suggest he destroy the world's only hope for survival?
Thief Identify the real heroes, delay them, then join a band of easily dupes rubes, become their leader, and trick them into questing across the world only to stab them all in the back at the last minute?
Thief At least, that's what I would do.
Thief I said "hypothetically" right?
Somewhere in there?
Black Mage and Fighter look down.
Thief No?
Silence…
Thief Where is that Red Mage?
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