| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 913 | ||
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| The Last Of The 9XX Jokes | ||
| Date Published | October 10th, 2007 | |
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Thief evil plan to destroy the world finally surfaces!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Sky Castle
Script[]
| Thief | You bring up a good point, though. Where is Red Mage? |
| Thief | My guess? Our "gracious" host kidnapped him! Probably to feed him to the dragon. |
| Dragoon | I can hear you, y'know. |
| Thief | Dragoon will likely bargain for Red Mage's life. Then he will double-cross us and feed him to the dragon anyway. |
| Thief | Then, in a final double-cross, he will feed us to the dragon. |
| Black Mage | Why go through all that? He could just feed us to the dragon right now. |
| Thief | Poor, naive, stupid, plump Black Mage. |
| Black Mage | I can hear you too. |
| Thief | How else do you suggest he destroy the world's only hope for survival? |
| Thief | Identify the real heroes, delay them, then join a band of easily dupes rubes, become their leader, and trick them into questing across the world only to stab them all in the back at the last minute? |
| Thief | At least, that's what I would do. |
| Thief | I said "hypothetically" right? Somewhere in there? |
| Black Mage and Fighter look down. | |
| Thief | No? |
| Silence… | |
| Thief | Where is that Red Mage? |