| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 914 | ||
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| The Truth As He Sees It | ||
| Date Published | Thursday, November 1st | |
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Thief's daring plot goes unnoticed by Dragoon.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Sky Castle
Script[]
| Thief | It's not going to work, Dragoon. |
| Dragoon | Okay. For my own reference, though, which thing that I'm not doing is this that won't work? |
| Thief | Trying to extort money and treasure from us so you won't feed Red Mage to your evil dragon. |
| Dragoon | You know you kicked him into the next room. We all saw it. |
| Thief | Allegedly. It's a hard fact that eye-witness testimony is unreliable at best. |
| Thief | The mind concocts its own story of what "really" happened even if it has to invent memories to support the mental narrative. |
| Thief | The way I remember it, you kidnapped Red Mage. |
| Thief | And which lies am I more likely to believe? Yours or mine? |
| Dragoon | Is everything you guys do is unnecessarily duplicitous as this? |
| Black Mage | No. This is fairly straightforward. |
| Black Mage | I haven't enacted any of my nine concurrent assassination plots yet. |
| Thief | I'm sorry, but you actually think about those things ahead of time? |
| Thief | They always seem kind of half-assed. |
| Black Mage | Maybe to the stupid untrained elf eye. |
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Trivia[]
Is is misprinted as as.