8-Bit Theater | ||
Episode 916 | ||
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Getting to Know You | ||
Date Published | Tuesday, November 6th, 2007. | |
Previous Comic | Episode 915: Cult Of Stupidity | |
Next Comic | Episode 917: Let Sleeping Dragons Lie | |
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Red Mage's class on how to be a good RPG character starts now!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Sky Castle
Script[]
Red Mage | I think everyone should work up a unique back-ground story before the adventure starts. |
Muffin | I kind of hoped this conversation died. |
Red Mage | They have a million uses! |
Red Mage | Or at least several. |
Red Mage | You background can justify unrealistic equipment load outs. |
Red Mage | "Where'd you get that masterwork sword?" Dad was the greatest swordsmith of his age! "Okay, why's your melee skill so high?" I trained my whole life to avenge his murder! |
Red Mage | Quicktip: Tragedy equals depth. |
Red Mage | You can even use your background to justify crazy stuff that completely contradicts it. |
Red Mage | "Where did you get that ancestral Dwarven full plate you can't even wear because you're goddamn human?" My dead master swordsmith dad was an armorer. Also a dwarf. |
Red Mage | Secrets equals depth too. Quicktip:Lies Disguised as secrets also equal depth. |
Muffin | Yeah, I guess I've got one of those backgrounds too. |
Muffin | Ten thousands years ago I established the Dragoonish order to kill of the other dragons so I could tak all their power, treasure, and knowledge. Then I systematically killed the Dragoons so they'd never find out thier generations of work to save humanity from evil dragons benefited the most evil dragon in the world. |
Red Mage | Secrets, lies, and tragedy. The Trifecta. |
Trivia[]
Knowledge was misspelled knowlege.