|I bet Red Mage grew up wanting to be flaming.|
|When Life Gives You Firelemons|
|Date Published||Tuesday February 5th, 2008|
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Red Mage decides that being on fire is great.
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|Background is black, with Thief on the panel speaking.|
|Thief||Don't misconstrue this as concern for your well being...|
...I mean, a castle farmer is, by necessity, interested in the health of his livestock...
|Background reveals itself to be outside the castle, with Red Mage on fire.|
|Thief||...But doesn't it worry you to be, you know, aflame?|
|Red Mage||Are you kidding? This is great.
This is like if burning hands was a seventh level spell!
|Red Mage||And anyway, it's auto-hit to boot!|
|Red Mage||I could hug you for 3d4 per turn, Thief.|
|Red Mage||Per turn.|
|Red Mage||No, I'd be an idiot to give this up, thanks.|
|Red Mage falls on the floor, seemingly dead.|
|Thief||Of course. What was I thinking?|
|Red Mage revives himself with a spell.|
|Thief||That doesn't hurt at all?|
|Thief||The spell that brings you back.|
|Red Mage||Oh, it's quite excruciating.|
|Red Mage pauses.|
|Red Mage||At least it's not as bad as the burning.|
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