| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 951 | |
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| I bet Red Mage grew up wanting to be flaming. | |
| When Life Gives You Firelemons | |
| Date Published | Tuesday February 5th, 2008 |
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Red Mage decides that being on fire is great.
Cast Appearing[]
Script[]
| Background is black, with Thief on the panel speaking. | |
| Thief | Don't misconstrue this as concern for your well being... ...I mean, a castle farmer is, by necessity, interested in the health of his livestock... |
| Background reveals itself to be outside the castle, with Red Mage on fire. | |
| Thief | ...But doesn't it worry you to be, you know, aflame? |
| Red Mage | Are you kidding? This is great.
This is like if burning hands was a seventh level spell!
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| Red Mage | And anyway, it's auto-hit to boot! |
| Red Mage | I could hug you for 3d4 per turn, Thief. |
| Red Mage | Per turn. |
| Red Mage | No, I'd be an idiot to give this up, thanks. |
| Red Mage falls on the floor, seemingly dead. | |
| Thief | Of course. What was I thinking? |
| Red Mage revives himself with a spell. | |
| Thief | That doesn't hurt at all? |
| Red Mage | Hm? |
| Thief | The spell that brings you back. |
| Red Mage | Oh, it's quite excruciating. |
| Red Mage pauses. | |
| Red Mage | At least it's not as bad as the burning. |