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Episode 957
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Date Published February 19th, 2008
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Thief enters negotiations with a dragon.

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SettingEdit

  • Sky Castle

ScriptEdit

ThiefI'd like to make an offer.
MuffinThat's precious. What could you possibly have to offer me?
ThiefYour survival.
MuffinHA! I like you, elf.
ThiefLook, it's a simple matter of history and pattern recognition.
Lich, Kary, and Ur appear behind Thief.
ThiefThere are four orbs. We've come across three of them. Each was guarded by an incredibly powerful being that far out-classed us. We killed them. We killed them all. The King of Death, the Queen of Fire, and a monster who eats universes or something. I was never too clear on that.
Anyway, you've got that fourth orb.
Now, I'm not saying we're going to kill you. Hell, I don't even know how we'd do it.
I am saying that monsters with orbs have a way of dying when we're around them. Maybe it's fate?
But maybe it doesn't have to come to that. Maybe we can talk things out. Who knows?
MuffinYou'll be the first to die, you know.
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