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+ | |Date=February 19<sup>th</sup>, 2008 |
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+ | '''Thief enters negotiations with a dragon.''' |
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+ | *[[Thief]] |
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+ | *[[Muffin]] |
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+ | {{Thief|I'd like to make an offer.}} |
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+ | {{Muffin|That's precious. What could you possibly have to offer me?}} |
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+ | {{Thief|Your survival.}} |
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+ | {{Muffin|<big>'''''HA!'''''</big> I '''''like''''' you, elf.}} |
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+ | {{Thief|Look, it's a simple matter of history and pattern recognition.}} |
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+ | {{Narrative|[[Lich]], [[Kary]], and [[Ur]] appear behind Thief.}} |
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+ | {{Thief|There are four orbs. We've come across three of them. Each was guarded by an incredibly powerful being that far out-classed us. We killed them. We killed them all. The King of Death, the Queen of Fire, and a monster who eats universes or something. <small>I was never too clear on that.</small><br />Anyway, '''''you've''''' got that fourth orb.<br />Now, I'm not saying we're going to kill you. Hell, I don't even know how we'd do it.<br />I '''''am''''' saying that monsters with orbs have a way of dying when we're around them. Maybe it's fate?<br />But maybe it doesn't '''''have''''' to come to that. Maybe we can talk things out. Who knows?}} |
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+ | {{Muffin|You'll be the first to die, you know.}} |
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Episode 957 | |
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Bargain Bin | |
Date Published | February 19th, 2008 |
Previous Comic | Episode 956: For Real This Time |
Next Comic | Episode 958: 3pt Hallucination Flaw |
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Thief enters negotiations with a dragon.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Sky Castle
Script[]
Thief | I'd like to make an offer. |
Muffin | That's precious. What could you possibly have to offer me? |
Thief | Your survival. |
Muffin | HA! I like you, elf. |
Thief | Look, it's a simple matter of history and pattern recognition. |
Lich, Kary, and Ur appear behind Thief. | |
Thief | There are four orbs. We've come across three of them. Each was guarded by an incredibly powerful being that far out-classed us. We killed them. We killed them all. The King of Death, the Queen of Fire, and a monster who eats universes or something. I was never too clear on that. Anyway, you've got that fourth orb. Now, I'm not saying we're going to kill you. Hell, I don't even know how we'd do it. I am saying that monsters with orbs have a way of dying when we're around them. Maybe it's fate? But maybe it doesn't have to come to that. Maybe we can talk things out. Who knows? |
Muffin | You'll be the first to die, you know. |