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| Episode 957 | |
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| Date Published | February 19th, 2008 |
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Thief enters negotiations with a dragon.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Sky Castle
Script[]
| Thief | I'd like to make an offer. |
| Muffin | That's precious. What could you possibly have to offer me? |
| Thief | Your survival. |
| Muffin | HA! I like you, elf. |
| Thief | Look, it's a simple matter of history and pattern recognition. |
| Lich, Kary, and Ur appear behind Thief. | |
| Thief | There are four orbs. We've come across three of them. Each was guarded by an incredibly powerful being that far out-classed us. We killed them. We killed them all. The King of Death, the Queen of Fire, and a monster who eats universes or something. I was never too clear on that. Anyway, you've got that fourth orb. Now, I'm not saying we're going to kill you. Hell, I don't even know how we'd do it. I am saying that monsters with orbs have a way of dying when we're around them. Maybe it's fate? But maybe it doesn't have to come to that. Maybe we can talk things out. Who knows? |
| Muffin | You'll be the first to die, you know. |