8-Bit Theater
Episode 958
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3pt Hallucination Flaw
Date Published February 21st, 2008
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Megahedron's not real Or is he?

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Setting[edit | edit source]

  • Sky Castle

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Megahedron Red Mage! I bring you most dire news.
Red Mage Nope.
Megahedron Er, I'm sorry?
Red Mage We both know you're not real.
Megahedron I'm pretty sure I am.
Red Mage Well, of course you'd say that.
Knowing, as you do, that you are not real, your only recourse is to convince me you are.
Megahedron Is there a way to convince you that I'm not trying to convince you that I'm, in fact, real?
Red Mage Conceivably, such an argument exists, but I am far too intelligent to be coerced in this matter.
Megahedron But if I don't exist, then I'm a product of your mind. Therefor I'm intelligent enough to convince you that I am real.
Red Mage Huh... You've convinced me.
Megahedron Excellent!
Red Mage So you can't be real. Nice try.
Megahedron But--!
Red Mage Waking up now!
In the real world, the burnt Red Mage begins to stir.
Red Mage I'm alive.
Thief Oh, no you don't. We had a deal. You die and I get to sell your body to science. Or a dragon.
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