Episode 986: 1/64

The two mages encounter the most infamous of superbosses: The legendary WARMECH!!!!

Cast Appearing[]

Red Mage and Black Mage heads to the Deathtrap.
Red Mage	Everything checks out on the pre-flight. This thing might actually be kinda safe.
Black Mage	What makes you qualified to make that kind of judgement?
Red Mage	Mastery of animal husbandry, of course.
Black Mage	Why is that your answer for everything? How is that your answer for everything?
Red Mage	There is no problem that cannot be overcome by an imaginative and vigorous use of the animal husbandry skill.
Black Mage	You had to use "vigorous" in there, didn't you.
Red Mage	I've got sketches if you'd like to see what I mean.
Black Mage	Oh, no. We're done with this topic. Beyond done.
Warmech appears.
Warmech	Hey.
Red Mage	You're a robot.
Warmech	Warmech, actually.
Black Mage	Nope. That did it. I quit. I can only accept so many impossible things in one day. The deathtrap being safe, that airships work at all, and his whole animal sex fetish as a replacement for any field of knowledge thing have already strained that limit to the breaking. Peace out!
Warmech	Who says "peace out" anymore?
Red Mage	Seriously.

The title of this episode is taken from the fact that, in Final Fantasy, there is exactly a one-in-sixty-four chance that the player will encounter the enemy Warmech on the bridge where Tiamat is fought at the Sky Castle.