8-Bit Theater
Episode 987
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Date Published May 3rd, 2008
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A Brief History Of Warmech

Cast Appearing[]


  • Outside Sarda's Cave


Red Mage What are you? Some kind of Butlertron? A Diplo-Matic? Or something else completely harmelss and servile?
Warmech Little bit about myself. Like I said, I'm Warmech. I used to guard the Sky Castle until someone blew it up.
Warmech This came as quite a shock as the Sky Castle was the penultimate artifact of the high-tech lost civilization that built me to guard it many ceturies ago.
Red Mage Hm, can I just interrupt you there for a moment?
Warmech Sure.
Red Mage I saw that castle. High-tech, it wasn't.
Warmech That's just for show. Neo-Medievalism was all the rage in the final days. I found it to be indicative of the decline in general, to be honest.
Warmech Anyway, now I'm hunting down the jerks who put me out of a job.
Red Mage To give them candy, I hope?
Warmech No.