The auto-pilot lands and Warmech confronts his quarry.
Cast Appearing[]
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Script[]
| The airship landed in a dark, menacing forest. The gang already disembarked.
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| Black Mage |
Whew! Thank God for that autopilot, I'd hate to have landed in a creepy evil forest!
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| Red Mage |
Well, luckily we have a creepy evil elf who can lead us out.
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| Thief |
I'm not creepy.
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| Black Mage and Red Mage stare at Thief
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| Thief |
(with hands in pockets) Uh. Or evil.
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| Thief |
Anyway! I'm going to scout ahead while nothing bad at all happens back here.
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| Thief leaps away from the gang.
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| Red Mage |
Well, at least you always know where you stand with Thief.
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| Black Mage |
Yeah, at the edge of a very high cliff.
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| Fighter |
No, Black Mage, this is a forest.
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| Black Mage |
(to self) This is why I hate you.
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| Warmech appears.
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| Warmech |
We have unfinished business.
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| Black Mage |
(still to self) This is why I hate everything else in the world too.
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| Warmech |
And it's the business of me killing you. Uh, dead. Forever.
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| Black Mage |
Get in line Warblech.
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| Warmech |
Wait, that's not quite how my name is pronounced.
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| Black Mage |
I'm sorry, Boremech.
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| Warmech |
It's even less accurate than before! That's no accident!
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Trivia[]
- The title refers to Bob Ross who starred in a painting show on PBS.
