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| Field of Battle: Top Secret Files | |
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| Date Published | Sunday, August 7, 2005 |
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Profiles for each of the characters in Field of Battle
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| Special Ops | |
| Code Name: Maniac Eagle File Name: Samuel Stone Primary Military Specialty: Infiltration Secondary Military Specialty: Demolitions, Infantry Birthplace: CLASSIFIED | |
| Sam Stone is EZ Company's squad leader. As an expert in the subtle arts of demolitions and infiltration, Sgt. Stone is most at home during covert operations. The men under his command often refer to him as "Cap" or "Captain" even though he is clearly a sergeant. | |
| "Oh look. There's an enemy tank. Perhaps we can disable it with some harsh language." |
| Sniper | |
| Code Name: Logical Hare File Name: CLASSIFIED Primary Military Specialty: Sharpshooting, Scouting Secondary Military Specialty: Infiltration Birthplace: CLASSIFIED | |
| The man simply known as "Tex" is EZ Company's sharpshooter. He is rarely seen and spends most of his time on long scout missions that serve little purpose other than to make sure everyone knows he's living up to the lone-wolf stereotype. | |
| "I can't believe those morons brought sniper gear to a tank fight. Wait, sniper gear?!" |
| Medic | |
| Code Name: Axe Koala File Name: Wayne Thomas Primary Military Specialty: Field Medic Secondary Military Specialty: Small arms, Infantry Birthplace: CLASSIFIED | |
| Wayne "Doc" Thomas is EZ Company's medic. Let's just say the man is kept very, very busy. Slim alone requires several hours of surgery every few days. | |
| "Gentlemen, the stegosaur. Discuss." |
| Engineer | |
| Code Name: Engine Ocelot File Name: Nicolas Richards Primary Military Specialty: Mechanics Secondary Military Specialty: Infantry, Demolitions Birthplace: CLASSIFIED | |
| Nicolas "TK" Richards keeps EZ Company's vehicles running no matter the circumstances. He has about a dozen dangerous ideas every minute. Occasionally they are directed at the enemy. | |
| "Move one inch and I'll show why I only need to use wrenches and shotguns." |
| Assault | |
| Code Name: Wire Camel File Name: Charles James Primary Military Specialty: Infantry Secondary Military Specialty: Artillery Birthplace: CLASSIFIED | |
| Charles "Slim" James is EZ Company's one-man front line. Someone put a grenade launcher on his rifle. He's never been happier. He is good friends with Doc, mostly because Charlie's primary battle tactic is to be in the worst possible place at the worst possible time. | |
| "Besides, what's he gonna do? Shoot at us?" |
| Anti-Tank | |
| Code Name: Lancer Puma File Name: Roy G. Bivowitz Primary Military Specialty: Anti-Tank apparently Secondary Military Specialty: Infantry Birthplace: CLASSIFIED | |
| Roy G. Bivowitz is EZ Company's newest member. This is why A) They call him Rookie and B) he's the one stuck with an anti-tank weapon. | |
| "I really think you're being rash about this whole thing there's no reason to be rash, dear God, be less rash!" |
| Support | |
| Code Name: Cannon Lizard File Name: Aaron McGuns Primary Military Specialty: Anti-Infantry Secondary Military Specialty: LMGs, Supply Management Birthplace: CLASSIFIED | |
| Aaron "Gunny" McGuns is EZ Company's long-ranged, suppressive fire, anti-infantry solution. He is personally responsible for increasing the mean lead content of any nation in which he is stationed by point two percent. | |
| "Fact: Tyrannosaur is the tank of the pre-historic world." |
| The Enemy | |
| Code Name: Shine Octopus File Name: Habib Al Omar Primary Military Specialty: Counter-Intelligence Secondary Military Specialty: Laundry Birthplace: UNKNOWN | |
| Habib Al Omar was shuffled through the ranks until he landed a position as Chief of Counter-Intelligence and Interrogation at Hill 403. Due to the non-existant strategic value of this camp, Habib's talents have gone to waste. This has only encouraged him to practice them daily on his comrade. | |
| "When we are done slaughtering the Americans, I am so declaring holy war on you." |
| The Enemy | |
| Code Name: Refulgent Cat File Name: Mikal Al Abir Primary Military Specialty: All forms of combat Secondary Military Specialty: Cooking Birthplace: UNKNOWN | |
| Mikal Al Abir was the only soldier stationed at Hill 403, the tactically least important fortification under enemy control, for three years. He suspected his commanders had forgotten about him. Then they sent Habib Al Omar. He'd rather have been forgotten. | |
| "Oh, that's the jerk detector. It detects you." |