8-Bit Theater
Field of Battle Chapter 1
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Sgt. Stone
And the men of EZ Company in...Dead Men Tell No Jokes
Date Published Monday, August 1, 2005
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A "Captain" watches over his team of snipers...fighting tanks.

Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]

  • Maniac Eagle
  • Snipers

Setting[edit | edit source]

  • A desert

Script[edit | edit source]

Maniac Eagle Okay, men. The enemy is just over that hill.
I won't lie to you. It will be hell.
Sniper 1 (raising hand) That's okay, Cap! I've got the Sniper kit!
I'll pick off those jerks well before they know what hit 'em.
Maniac Eagle That's good, we'll need--
Sniper 2 I've also got the Sniper kit, Cap.
Axe Koala Me too.
Cannon Lizard Sniper 4eva.
Wire Camel Sniper reporting, sir!
Maniac Eagle (nodding) Okay.
Did anyone come with anything that wasn't Sniper gear?
Cannon Lizard I've got a Sniper Rifle.
Maniac Eagle (nodding) That's great.
He fantasizes beating the crap out of them.
Maniac Eagle Oh, look. An enemy tank is approaching.
Perhaps we can disable it with some harsh language.
Axe Koala We could snipe it.
Maniac Eagle shakes his head in dismay.
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