|Field of Battle Chapter 1|
And the men of EZ Company in...Dead Men Tell No Jokes
|Date Published||Monday, August 1, 2005|
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A "Captain" watches over his team of snipers...fighting tanks.
- Maniac Eagle
- A desert
|Maniac Eagle||Okay, men. The enemy is just over that hill.|
I won't lie to you. It will be hell.
|Sniper 1||(raising hand) That's okay, Cap! I've got the Sniper kit!|
I'll pick off those jerks well before they know what hit 'em.
|Maniac Eagle||That's good, we'll need--|
|Sniper 2||I've also got the Sniper kit, Cap.|
|Axe Koala||Me too.|
|Cannon Lizard||Sniper 4eva.|
|Wire Camel||Sniper reporting, sir!|
|Maniac Eagle||(nodding) Okay.|
Did anyone come with anything that wasn't Sniper gear?
|Cannon Lizard||I've got a Sniper Rifle.|
|Maniac Eagle||(nodding) That's great.|
|He fantasizes beating the crap out of them.|
|Maniac Eagle||Oh, look. An enemy tank is approaching.|
Perhaps we can disable it with some harsh language.
|Axe Koala||We could snipe it.|
|Maniac Eagle shakes his head in dismay.|