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Field of Battle Chapter 1
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Sgt. Stone
And the men of EZ Company in...Dead Men Tell No Jokes
Date Published Monday, August 1, 2005
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A "Captain" watches over his team of snipers...fighting tanks.

Cast AppearingEdit

  • Maniac Eagle
  • Snipers


  • A desert


Maniac EagleOkay, men. The enemy is just over that hill.
I won't lie to you. It will be hell.
Sniper 1(raising hand) That's okay, Cap! I've got the Sniper kit!
I'll pick off those jerks well before they know what hit 'em.
Maniac EagleThat's good, we'll need--
Sniper 2I've also got the Sniper kit, Cap.
Axe KoalaMe too.
Cannon LizardSniper 4eva.
Wire CamelSniper reporting, sir!
Maniac Eagle(nodding) Okay.
Did anyone come with anything that wasn't Sniper gear?
Cannon LizardI've got a Sniper Rifle.
Maniac Eagle(nodding) That's great.
He fantasizes beating the crap out of them.
Maniac EagleOh, look. An enemy tank is approaching.
Perhaps we can disable it with some harsh language.
Axe KoalaWe could snipe it.
Maniac Eagle shakes his head in dismay.
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