8-Bit Theater
Field of Battle Chapter 2
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Sgt. Stone
And the men of EZ Company in...A Fistful Of Bullets
Date Published Tuesday, August 2, 2005
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Newbie gets caught in an awkward and deadly situation...

Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]

  • Lancer Puma
  • Engine Ocelot

Setting[edit | edit source]

  • EZ Company base of operations garage

Script[edit | edit source]

My name is Pvt. Roy G. Bivowitz.
And this is my first day with the EZ Company.
(Cut to a wide-eyed recruit...)
I must look like a wide-eyed newbie to these guys.
But I'm sure I'll fit right in soon enough.
Lancer Puma Uh, hi. Command sent--
Engine Ocelot Hey, hand me that central torque spanner.
Lancer Puma Uh, okay, sure.
Lancer Puma (handing over a wrench) Like I was saying, Command HQ sent me--
Engine Ocelot Hold it. How'd you know what a central torque spanner was?
Lancer Puma It, it was just a wrench.
Engine Ocelot They didn't exist until yesterday when I invented them.
Lancer Puma Wrenches are all you have.
Engine Ocelot (pointing his shotgun at him) That's not true. I've also got this surgical grade shotgun.
Lancer Puma Permission to runaway.
He gives the shotgun a good CHA-CHIK!
Lancer Puma (babbling nervously) I really think you're being rash about this whole thing there's no need to be rash, dear God, be less rash about this! We can talk it out, talking is good, there are no bullets when you talk if no one is crazy, not that I'm saying you're crazy or anything like crazy, as a matter of fact some of the least crazy people I've known brandish shotguns at the drop of a hat, I think President Lincoln is widely known for it.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Lancer Puma's real name is a play on the mnemonic of the colors of the rainbow: "ROYGBIV"
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