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Field of Battle Chapter 3
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Sgt. Stone
And the men of EZ Company in...Prognosis: Murder
Date Published Wednesday, August 3, 2005
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This isn't the elite team of freedom fighters I imagined it to be...

Cast Appearing[]

  • Lancer Puma
  • Engine Ocelot
  • Maniac Eagle (via radio)
  • Cannon Lizard
  • Logical Hare
  • Wire Camel


  • EZ Company base of operations garage
  • A desert


Maniac Eagle (via radio) TK! This is your sergeant, come in. Over.
Engine Ocelot Move one inch and I'll show you why I only need to use wrenches and shotguns.
Lancer Puma I have no idea what that means, and that only makes it worse.
Engine Ocelot (on radio) Captain, I read you. Over.
Maniac Eagle (via radio) Enemy tank is inbound, do you copy? Over.
Pan to the shotgun on Lancer Puma's mouth...
Engine Ocelot Trembling will only make it shoot.

Copy that, Cap. ETA?
Lancer Puma (freaking out) ARGHIT'SATANKJESUSGODWHY!
Engine Ocelot Are you guys wearing Tex's sniper gear?
He's going to be so pissed off.
Cannon Lizard We ain't seen Tex in three days, man. He'll never know.
Meanwhile, a three day hike to the north...
Logical Hare I can't believe they brought sniper gear to a tank fight.

Wait, sniper gear?!
His sniper scope is aimed at Wire Camel...
Wire Camel Besides, what's he gonna do? Shoot at us?