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| Field of Battle Chapter 3 | |
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| Sgt. Stone And the men of EZ Company in...Prognosis: Murder | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, August 3, 2005 |
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This isn't the elite team of freedom fighters I imagined it to be...
Cast Appearing[]
- Lancer Puma
- Engine Ocelot
- Maniac Eagle (via radio)
- Cannon Lizard
- Logical Hare
- Wire Camel
Setting[]
- EZ Company base of operations garage
- A desert
Script[]
| Maniac Eagle | (via radio) TK! This is your sergeant, come in. Over. |
| Engine Ocelot | Move one inch and I'll show you why I only need to use wrenches and shotguns. |
| Lancer Puma | I have no idea what that means, and that only makes it worse. |
| Engine Ocelot | (on radio) Captain, I read you. Over. |
| Maniac Eagle | (via radio) Enemy tank is inbound, do you copy? Over. |
| Pan to the shotgun on Lancer Puma's mouth... | |
| Engine Ocelot | Trembling will only make it shoot. Copy that, Cap. ETA? |
| Lancer Puma | (freaking out) ARGHIT'SATANKJESUSGODWHY! |
| Engine Ocelot | Are you guys wearing Tex's sniper gear? He's going to be so pissed off. |
| Cannon Lizard | We ain't seen Tex in three days, man. He'll never know. |
| Meanwhile, a three day hike to the north... | |
| Logical Hare | I can't believe they brought sniper gear to a tank fight. Wait, sniper gear?! |
| His sniper scope is aimed at Wire Camel... | |
| Wire Camel | Besides, what's he gonna do? Shoot at us? |