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| Field of Battle Chapter 4 | |
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| Sgt. Stone And the men of EZ Company in...Today We Die, Tomorrow We Kill | |
| Date Published | Thursday, August 4, 2005 |
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Two insurgents walk into a bar...
Cast Appearing[]
- Shine Octopus
- Refulgent Cat
- Lancer Puma
- Engine Ocelot
- Maniac Eagle
- Cannon Lizard
- Wire Camel
- Axe Koala
Setting[]
- EZ Company base of operations
Script[]
| Shine Octopus | It's my turn to work the turret. |
| Refulgent Cat | You got to use it last time. |
| Shine Octopus | But I didn't get to shoot it last time. |
| Refulgent Cat | That's not my fault. |
| Shine Octopus | When we are done slaughtering the Americans, I am so declaring holy war on you. |
| Refulgent Cat | Every day you declare a new holy war. Just once, I would like to see one day without a holy war. |
| Shine Octopus | You ate my falafel! |
| Refulgent Cat | Merciful Allah, that was three weeks ago and it was an accident. |
| Some of the EZ Company are hiding behind a crate... | |
| Engine Ocelot | You know hiding behind this crate is an entirely empty gesture. |
| Axe Koala | Have you seen what a tank shell can do to a human body? |
| Maniac Eagle | What are they waiting for? |
| The barrel of the tank is aimed at Lancer Puma's head. | |
| Lancer Puma | Frankly, sir, I'm not one to complain. |