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Field of Battle Chapter 4
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Sgt. Stone
And the men of EZ Company in...Today We Die, Tomorrow We Kill
Date Published Thursday, August 4, 2005
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Two insurgents walk into a bar...

Cast Appearing[]

  • Shine Octopus
  • Refulgent Cat
  • Lancer Puma
  • Engine Ocelot
  • Maniac Eagle
  • Cannon Lizard
  • Wire Camel
  • Axe Koala


  • EZ Company base of operations


Shine Octopus It's my turn to work the turret.
Refulgent Cat You got to use it last time.
Shine Octopus But I didn't get to shoot it last time.
Refulgent Cat That's not my fault.
Shine Octopus When we are done slaughtering the Americans, I am so declaring holy war on you.
Refulgent Cat Every day you declare a new holy war. Just once, I would like to see one day without a holy war.
Shine Octopus You ate my falafel!
Refulgent Cat Merciful Allah, that was three weeks ago and it was an accident.
Some of the EZ Company are hiding behind a crate...
Engine Ocelot You know hiding behind this crate is an entirely empty gesture.
Axe Koala Have you seen what a tank shell can do to a human body?
Maniac Eagle What are they waiting for?
The barrel of the tank is aimed at Lancer Puma's head.
Lancer Puma Frankly, sir, I'm not one to complain.