|Field of Battle Chapter 5|
And the men of EZ Company in...Peril At Thirty-Thousand Feet
|Date Published||Friday, August 5, 2005|
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The team goes BRB, mentally.
- Lancer Puma
- Engine Ocelot
- Maniac Eagle
- Cannon Lizard
- Wire Camel
- Axe Koala
- EZ Company base of operations
|Maniac Eagle||Who is that?|
That's just the new guy. I was giving him a hard time.
|Cannon Lizard||New guy, huh? Well, getting the newbie killed in his first ten minutes of service will certainly save us the trouble of giving him a nickname.|
|Engine Ocelot||Ol' Splatterguts.|
|Axe Koala||How about Methuselah?|
|Silence, as the scene pans from each of the EZ Company members, including Lancer Puma.|
|Axe Koala||See, it's ironic.|
|Maniac Eagle||It won't matter what we call him if that tank crew wakes up.|
|Axe Koala||Man, screw you guys.|
I'm gonna make a run for it to open up your line of fire.
I heard if you don't move, then they can't see you.
|Axe Koala||You're thinking about Tyrannosaurs again.|
|Cannon Lizard||Fact: Tyrannosaur is the tank of the pre-historic world.|
|Lancer Puma||Can we focus!?|
- Methuselah is a Biblical character from the Old Testament, said to have lived over 960 years, and so is a figure of speech for any living being that lives for a very long time. It's rather ironic, really, that he'd name him Methuselah...on the brink of death.