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| Field of Battle Chapter 5 | |
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| Sgt. Stone And the men of EZ Company in...Peril At Thirty-Thousand Feet | |
| Date Published | Friday, August 5, 2005 |
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The team goes BRB, mentally.
Cast Appearing[]
- Lancer Puma
- Engine Ocelot
- Maniac Eagle
- Cannon Lizard
- Wire Camel
- Axe Koala
Setting[]
- EZ Company base of operations
Script[]
| Maniac Eagle | Who is that? |
| Engine Ocelot | Him? That's just the new guy. I was giving him a hard time. |
| Cannon Lizard | New guy, huh? Well, getting the newbie killed in his first ten minutes of service will certainly save us the trouble of giving him a nickname. |
| Engine Ocelot | Ol' Splatterguts. |
| Axe Koala | How about Methuselah? |
| Silence, as the scene pans from each of the EZ Company members, including Lancer Puma. | |
| Axe Koala | See, it's ironic. |
| Maniac Eagle | It won't matter what we call him if that tank crew wakes up. |
| Axe Koala | Man, screw you guys. |
| Lancer Puma | Guys? I'm gonna make a run for it to open up your line of fire. |
| Cannon Lizard | Wait! I heard if you don't move, then they can't see you. |
| Axe Koala | You're thinking about Tyrannosaurs again. |
| Cannon Lizard | Fact: Tyrannosaur is the tank of the pre-historic world. |
| Lancer Puma | Can we focus!? |
Trivia[]
- Methuselah is a Biblical character from the Old Testament, said to have lived over 960 years, and so is a figure of speech for any living being that lives for a very long time. It's rather ironic, really, that he'd name him Methuselah...on the brink of death.