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Some letter regarding an investigation towards an elite fighting force or someother...
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| SECRETARY OF DEFENSE | |
| Feb. 26, 2005 | |
| MEMORANDUM FOR THE UNDER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE (PERSONNEL AND READINESS) | |
| SUBJECT: Codename Epsilon-Zeta Investigation (on-going) | |
| As you well know, it was your predecessor's goal to establish an elite fighting force comprised of experts in all fields of modern combat. The purpose of this unit, Codename Epsilon-Zeta, was to be deployed where more traditional military action would meet unusual degrees of resistance or likely face unacceptable losses. After a gruelling one-year recruitment period to find the best and the brightest servicemen, and having spent millions of dollars on their special base of operations and advanced training facilities, it is understandable that the Department of Defense would like to know why these soldiers were never assigned to Epsilon-Zeta. Please see the enclosed thirty-six page report. It represents the culmination of my attempts to trace the breakdown in communication that led to the current day incarnation of Epsilon-Zeta, or "EZ Company" as it has come to be known. | |
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