| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1179 | |
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| So, same as always? | |
| Everything Will Be Fine | |
| Date Published | Thursday, October 1, 2009 |
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Black Mage is stupid. Sarda shoops his lazer.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The forest near the Temple of Fiends
Script[]
| Thief | Do we have any idea what is going to kill us this time? |
| Red Mage | My guess? He'll erupt into a brilliant column of light that'll redistribute the elemental, magical, and evil energies he absorbed. |
| Red Mage | We'll be relatively safe. |
| Black Mage | How relatively? |
| Red Mage | Slightly to not-at-all. We'll be lucky to have any skin left. |
| Sarda | (energy weakening) This... this isn't right. |
| Black Mage | Thanks for the update, Spanky. |
| Sarda | (on his knees) This... will not be... |
| Thief | Dammit, how was he able-- |
| Sarda | I am Sarda. And I am older than time. I possess a power beyond mortal imagination. |
| Sarda | My plans will not be undone by such amateur-hour horseshit as absorbing too much power and exploding. |
| Sarda | I am Sarda. My will be done. |
| Black Mage | I guess he has give this a few billion years more thought than we have. |
| Sarda becomes re-energized and the whole forest explodes in a bright blue laser. | |