| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1124 | |
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| Yeah...it's self-explanatory. | |
| King Bad Ass of Evil Mountain | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, May 5, 2009 |
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Though evil, Black Mage is terrible with insults.
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| Thief | Okay. Does anyone know what's going on? |
| Fighter | Black Mage is defeating some monsters and it's not alarming or weird! |
| Thief | By "anyone" I really meant "Red Mage and never Fighter." |
| Red Mage | Y'know when I said I knew all the moves in the game? |
| Red Mage | Well, I don't know what that was. |
| Black Mage | That was me absorbing the evil from some of the most evil things alive. |
| Thief | You can do that? |
| Black Mage | Well, let's see, I did it. Twice. So, yeah, I can. |
| Red Mage | But why? |
| Black Mage | What did you think I meant every time I said I was going to burn the world? |
| Red Mage | Who cares? |
| Thief | Yeah, you're a weiner. You couldn't even burn a match. |
| Black Mage | Yeah, well... |
| Black Mage | Your face...is ugly. |
| Black Mage | Shut up! |
| Thief | Okay, but we didn't say anything. |
| Black Mage | You were thinking it! |
| Red Mage | Pretty hard. |
| Thief | Oh, that's very true. |