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8-Bit Theater
Episode 225
Don't worry, it's Brian hitting somebody in the background.
Don't worry, it's Brian hitting somebody in the background.
Now What?
Date Published Saturday December 14th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 224: What's Wrong Thief?
Next Comic Episode 226: Verbosity
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Thief seems reluctant to travel to Elfland.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • Bikke's Pirate Ship, Aldi Sea

Script[]

Thief We don't have to go to Elfland.
THUMP!
Fighter What about our horrible, horrible nightmares, Thief?
Thief I'm sure we would get used to them.
Eventually.
Red Mage Last night I dreamt that napalm demons made me drink a gallon of glass shards soaked in hot sauce which, itself, was on fire.
THUMP!
Fighter Me too.
Black Mage Me too.
Thief ...Yeah, me too.
Red Mage Then it's settled. We're going to Elf Land.
THUMP!
Black Mage Er... do you guys hear that?
Red Mage Hear what?
Black Mage What do you mean, "what"?
THUMP!
Black Mage That!
Red Mage Oh, that.
Yeah, that's just horrible fanged death from the briny depths of the sea attempting to kill us. Pay it no mind.
THUMP! THUMP!
Black Mage (scowling) Gee, is that all? And I thought something was wrong.
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