8-Bit Theater | |
Thanksgiving 2002 | |
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Guest Comic | |
Date Published | Saturday November 30th, 2002 |
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Fighter's true purpose is revealed!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Ruined city
- Ground zero of a nuclear bomb
- Generic empty field of grass.
Script[]
Nobody can truly guess why the gods created such a destructive force, and why access to it can be granted to mere mortals. Regardless, however, the possibility is there. | |
As with any power, used incorrectly, this divine gift can be misused with utmost disregard for the well-being of others. | |
In the hands of a psychopath, this power will cause fear and destruction throughout the land. | |
But, as with any power of this variety..... The gods created a balance. A way to resist this oppression if their gifts had been abused..... | |
Fighter | Shoryuken! |
Fighter | Umm, I tried doing that hadoken thingy... But I think I got the buttons mixed up. Can you show me again? |
Black Mage | Organs... Surrendering like... The French.... |
(Thief swoops by and steals Black Mage's money.) | |
Fighter | Hey, you might want to put another token in the machine... |
Black Mage | Must... Stab... Stabbin' Knife Welded... To Spleen. Blarg.... |