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| The Lizard Man | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 |
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Curiosity almost killed three young hikers.
Cast Appearing[]
- Dr. Dinosaur
- Three hikers mentioned in Vol. 4, Issue 3.
Setting[]
- 1999, Taravai Island
Script[]
| A whole shot of the island is shown. | |
| Under Taravai Island | |
| Three hikers are running through a metal hallway. | |
| White Hiker | We lost it! I think we lost it! |
| Female Hiker | Then let's find the way out before it finds us again. |
| The three attempt pull open each door they see. The white hiker manages to open one door. | |
| White Hiker | C'mon! |
| They enter a dark, abandoned cafeteria. The white hiker falls backward. | |
| Female Hiker | What the hell is that thing, a lizard man? |
| White Hiker | Oof! |
| Black Hiker | No such thing. Dinosaur. |
| Female Hiker | Oh. Sure. Dinosaur. That's way more likely. |
| Black Hiker | At least dinosaurs used to exist. |
| White Hiker | Guys? Look over there. |
| In the distance is a decorative display of a nice, hot chicken, with a pot of soup and gravy. | |
| Female Hiker | No dinosaur could have made this meal... |
| Dr. Dinosaur is hiding behind the kitchen door, with a combat knife and SMG. He is wearing a chef's hat. | |
| Dr. Dinosaur | Yes. Move closer to the disgusting wonderful food. Ever closer... |
| White Hiker | AAAAAHHH! |
| Female Hiker | |
| Black Hiker | |
| As the hikers ran, Dr. Dinosaur crashed through the wall beside the door in pursuit. | |
| Dr. Dinosaur | Fools! |
| White Hiker | AAAAAHHH! |
| Black Hiker | |
| Dr. Dinosaur | I have mastered the thirty-six hideous culinary arts of humankind! Your decadent society broadcasts all manner of ghastly food preparations! |
| White Hiker | AAAAAHHH! |
| Female Hiker | |
| Black Hiker | |
| White Hiker | Duck! |
| Dr. Dinosaur rams his head through one of the metal doors. | |
| Dr. Dinosaur | Trickery! |
| White Hiker | Now run! |
| White Hiker | AAAAAHHH! |
| Female Hiker | |
| Black Hiker | |
| Dr. Dinosaur humorously gets caught between two trees with the metal door still on him. | |
| Dr. Dinosaur | GRRRAAAAH! |
| Dr. Dinosaur | The shoddy craftsmanship of your civilization's construction industry saved you this day! |
| He continues to shoot and miss at the hikers. | |
| Female Hiker | Almost there! |
| Black Hiker | Less talk, more run! |
| The three speed off on an inflatable motorboat. | |
| Dr. Dinosaur | But ultimately it shall be your undoing! |
| Female Hiker | Go, go, go! |
| Dr. Dinosaur | Soon, as there's a flood or an earthquake! Now to build a floodquake machine. |