| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Turkey 01 | |
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| I am thankful for comic scripts! | |
| Food Goes in Here | |
| Date Published | Saturday, November 24th, 2001 |
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In this interlude, the Light Warriors celebrate Thanksgiving.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Woodland
- Kitchen
Script[]
| In honor of the festival of devouring, nuklearpower.com proudly presents An 8-Bit | |
| Cut to Red Mage and a turkey in a forest. | |
| Red Mage | I picked out the turkey. He has a tasty score of +5/+5! |
| Turkey | Gobblblble! |
| Cut to Thief and a feast. | |
| Thief | I stole this entire feast for its fixin's. And its attendees. For slave labor. Suckers! |
| Cut to Black Mage in a kitchen, cooking a turkey. | |
| Black Mage | I cooked the turkey with Fire-3 set to volcanic for 6 seconds. It was dead for the last five. |
| Cut to Fighter with various designs of swords behind him. | |
| Fighter | I cut the turkey due to my extensive expertise in the use of sharp stabby thingies. Plus, it gave me the chance to try out my newest idea: sword-knives! They work even better than it sounds. |
| Cut to the dinner table. | |
| Red Mage | I am thankful for stat bonuses. |
| Black Mage | I am thankful for my evil powers. |
| Thief | I am thankful for gullible and trusting people. |
| Fighter | I am thankful for shiny stuff. |
| Brian Clevinger | And I'm thankful for my legion of readers |
| Cut to Brian's legion of readers, all of which wearing the same t-shirt design as Brian's sprite. | |
Trivia[]
This comic was done in JPEG format.