Vacation '04 no.2 "It won't get weird."

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Vacation '04 #2
Nope, not weird at all.
"It won't get weird."
Date Published	Monday May 17th, 2004
Previous Comic	Vacation '04 no.1: The Sosa-like Entry
Next Comic	Vacation '04 no.3: I Love Bridge Jokes
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Lies! All lies!

Cast Appearing

• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• White Mage

Setting

• Some place with Black Mage and White Mage

Script

Black Mage	White Mage, do you think I could have a moment of your time?
White Mage	No. You disgust me every time you speak.
Black Mage	But I-
White Mage	Or act.
Black Mage	It would just-
White Mage	Even your breathing has this strange wheezing quality that grates on my nerves.
Black Mage	Come on, pleeeeeease? Its my birthday and I just wanna try an experiment Could you just bare with me for a few minutes?
White Mage	Oh, all right.
Black Mage	Good, then turn around while I get ready.
White Mage	How long is this going to take? This better not be something weird.
Black Mage	Don't worry, baby. It won't get weird. But the hat stays on. Your turn!

Trivia

• A period (.) was missing from Black Mage's first line in the second panel.
• In the same panel, Black Mage used the wrong word (correct would be "bear"), but this could have been a pun or happened accidentally.
• The comic title was originally "Guest Strip: Oh, I'm a Dirty Drity Man" with "dirty" misspelled.