8-Bit Theater
Vacation '04 #04
No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, we, in our righteous might, will win through to absolute victory.
No matter how long it

may take us to overcome
this premeditated invasion,
we, in our righteous might,
will win through

to absolute victory.
In A World
Date Published Wednesday May 19th, 2004
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Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]

Setting[edit | edit source]

  • In a building of sorts
  • At a cliff
  • Outside a burning building
  • In a dark area of some sort
  • In a street
  • In a house
  • In a field

Script[edit | edit source]

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Black Mage As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.
Cut to a cliff where Thief is holding Red Mage by the ankle.
Thief Tell me. Where is the virus?!
Red Mage Do your worst.
Cut back to the building where Black Mage is speaking.
Black Mage Hostilities exist.
There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.
Cut to a burning building.
Black Belt I have to go back. Thief is still in there.
Cut to a dark area of sorts where Garland encounters an unknown character.
Garland YOU!
Unknown That's right Garland. I have returned to reclaim what's mine.
Cut back to the building where Black Mage is speaking.
Black Mage With the unbound determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph.
Cut to a street where Bikke is dying and Drizz'l is at his side.
Bikke Drizz'l, I have one last thing to tell you. Your father lives.
Cut to a house where White Mage is at.
White Mage I… I think I'm pregnant.
Cut back to the building where Black Mage is speaking.
Black Mage So help us God.
Cut to a field where Brian Clevinger is being aimed at with a gun, then to another dark area where Black Mage, Black Belt, and Thief lie dead.
Fighter BM? Thief? BB?
What have I done?
What have I done?

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Black Mage is effectively quoting, verbatim, a speech US President Franklin D. Roosevelt made as he lead his country into the 2nd World War.
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