|Warbot in Accounting|
|What a happy comic.|
|The Yutani Account|
|Date Published||Tuesday July 7th|
|Previous Comic||Warbot_008: Kristin|
|Next Comic||Warbot_010: Washing Machine|
X-017, depressed, attempts suicide.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Blond Man
- Balding Man
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Weyland Accounting
- Weyland's roof.
- The ground
Script[edit | edit source]
X-017 stares at the message he wrote. The day passes by and he crumples up the old messages and stares at a new one he just made.
More drafts are crumpled up and around the desk. As the day passes they increase. X-017 picks up his newest message and looks at it.
X-017 stands on the edge of Weyland's roof. Cut to the office where two of X-017's coworkers are talking.
|Blond Man||Warbot, did you finally finish that…Did he show up today?|
|Balding Man||We need that report for the Yutani Account.|
|The Balding Man picks up X-017's message|
|Blond Man||You got something there?|
|X-017 tilts closer to the edge|
|The message says "NO LOVE" in messy handwriting.|
|The roof is empty|
|Blond Man||(While X-017 is falling) What's it mean?|
|Balding Man||Maybe he took a sick day.|
|X-017 crashed in the ground and created a hole in the pavement. He looks around, and soon construction workers come to haul him out.|
Warbot is back at his desk. The Blond Man walks over.
|Blond Man||Hey, Warbot. I just wanted to talk to you about yesterday.|
|Blond Man||It was pretty crappy of you to skip work like that. You really threw the whole department under the bus.|
|X-017 does not reply.|
|Blond Man||Everyone pretty much thinks you're a jerk.|
|Silence. Warbot looks down.|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Along with the other Atomic Robo cameos in the comic series, there is an action figure of him on X-017's table, as well as the calendar from the third strip.
- The Yutani account is a direct reference to Weyland-Yutani (with Weyland as the company's name), a fictional company in the Alien/Predator metaseries.
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