|Warbot in Accounting|
|"We never had things like this in my day!"|
|Date Published||Tuesday August 25th 2009|
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X-017 tries out volunteering.
- Summer Oaks Staff Member
- Several other volunteers
- Several elderly people
- Summer Oaks Assisted Living
|In a Psychiatry|
|Psychiatrist||(writing on a note pad) It's clear to me that although you are surrounded by people, you feel isolated.|
|Pan out, revealing X-017 lying on a crushed couch.|
|Psychiatrist||Let's put you in a situation where real human contact is inevitable, even mandatory! Try volunteering. Say, at a homeless or, better yet, a retirement home.|
|Cut to Summer Oaks Assisted Living. A member of staff stands in front of a notice board speaking to volunteers.|
|Staff Member||...and that's pretty much it. Just some conversation and comfort goes a long way.|
|Close-up of a list on the notice board.|
|Staff Member||Okay, I think we're ready! You've each been assigned a resident.|
Just check the list and if you have any questions or concerns, I'm right here.
|The staff member walks away as the volunteers look at the notice board.
X-017 looks at the notice board.
The volunteers start helping the elderly as X-017 stands on his own.
An elderly man in a wheelchair looks up at X-017.
|Old Man||Just a washing machine. Humphf.|
|Back to the Psychiatry. X-017 is lying down on the crushed couch again.|
|Psychiatrist||Well, he's completely off-base.|
You're clearly more of a refrigerator.