Warbot in Accounting
Warbot 014
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The All-Nighter
Date Published Monday, June 7th, 2010
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Warbot tries to help a friend.

Cast AppearingEdit

  • Blond Worker
  • Mr. James
  • Secretary (voice only)
  • Mr. Ferguson
  • Security guard and some random workers
  • Mr. James's family
  • X-017
  • Mangled remains of X-017's son.


  • Weyland Accounting
  • Outside
  • X-017's house


Blond WorkerC'mon, how bad can it be?
Mr. JamesIt's due tomorrow.
Blond WorkerJesus, James. You had a month to put this report together.
Mr. JamesI know. I know!
Blond WorkerWell, my advice to you is to stop talking to me and put something togehter
Mr. JamesI know.
Blond WorkerThis is the kind of thing that people get fired for.
Mr. JamesI know!
Blond WorkerEspecially after Warbot dropped the Yutani Account.
Mr. JamesYou're not helping!
James works frantically to put the report together as employees start leaving the office. Day turns to night, and he falls asleep.
Mr. JamesZZZ
However, it is soon daytime.
SecretaryMr. James? Mr. Ferguson will see you now.
Mr. JamesWh-what? Dammit, it's morning!
Mr. JamesThe report, the report. Where the hell is it?!
Mr. JamesUh, yes. I'll be right there. I'm just, uh, y'know, printing it out right now. We were out of ink and--
SecretaryMr. Ferguson already has your report.
Mr. JamesI must have…Did I finish it?
Uh, yes. I'll be right there!
James tidies himself up in the bathroom.
Mr. FergusonPlease, sit down.
Mr. JamesThank you, Mr. Ferguson.
Mr. FergusonI'd like to talk about this report.
Mr. Ferguson(Displaying a bunch of crumpled papers) Can you explain this to me?
James looks crestfallen.
Mr. FergusonI'm curious, Mr. James, what were we paying you to do for this past month?
Mr. JamesI, I, I…
Mr. FergusonI would have rather you turned nothing in at all!
Mr. FergusonWe expect better out of our employees, Mr. James. And I expect you to clean out your desk. You're fired.
Mr. James is escorted out of Weyland Accounting by a security guard as other workers look in awe. He then sits on a bus stop in the rain. A newspaper is later shown, claiming that Mr. James, his wife, and his two children are dead from a murder-suicide. Next, Warbot is shown reading the paper.
Warbot watches the earlier conversation.
Blond WorkerEspecially after Warbot dropped the Yutani Account.
Mr. JamesYou're not helping!
Warbot looks on at Mr. James as he sleeps.
Mr. JamesZZZ
Warbot stares at Mr. James's report, and then picks it up, crushing it due to his heavy grabber-arm. He attempts to work on the rest of it and then rams it to the inbox of Mr. Ferguson by morning.
Cut back to Warbot at home. He takes the newspaper and throws it on his "child".
Warbot's ChildDAD…DYYYYY…
Warbot then looks on silently.


  • Zack appears in Weyland Accounting when Mr. James is packing his bags.
  • GIR from Invader Zim decorates one of Warbot's shelves.
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