Warbot in Accounting
Warbot 015
Merry Christmas...
The Christmas Party
Date Published Monday, January 3, 2011
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Warbot comes to a Christmas party uninvited.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • Weyland Accounting
  • X-017's house


Warbot is in his cubicle.
ZackNo! No you didn't!
BrianYou know I did!
Warbot peeks over the doorway to see what's going on.
BrianWell, ok, maybe a little.
ZackHa! Knew it!
Warbot walks over to them.
BrianHaha--oh, uh.
ZackOh, hey, Warbot.
BrianI didn't know you were invited.
ZackWhy wouldn't he be invited?
BrianDude, robots don't celebrate Christmas.
ZackNo? Oh, crap.
Did I just do a racism?
BrianMan, no. You're overreacting. You can't offend Warbot.
He's just an ugly box of metal filled with gears.

It's not racist or hate speech or anything you'd have to do an HR sensitivity seminar for.
ZackThank God.
Bespectacled workerWhat's he doing here? I thought robots didn't do Christmas.
ScottThey don't?
BrianOf course not. They don't have feelings and no one loves them anyway.
Scott(scratches beard) Really...?
We see a shabby looking Christmas tree with a few ornaments and a lightbulb on top, and a stocking with X-017's name written on it.
ScottIn that case...
Scott...Better get back to work, Warbot.
Warbot looks down while the rest of the staff enjoy themselves.
Warbot returns to his cubicle, looking on.
Back at his house, the stocking falls to the ground.


  • Scott's cameo is a reference to his recent blog post in which he and his brother wore beards.
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